Wednesday, February 8, 2012

These Are Ravings Edition

The aftermath of the Patriots loss has brought out the vitriol in particularly strange and unusual ways.

First is this outburst from the ever effulgent Gisele Bundchen, brought on in no small part due to the heckling Giants fans heard in the video but also in the immediate aftermath of the game where her husband lost.  What follows is the money quote, the full video can be seen here:

              "My husband can't bleepin' throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time!"

At that she whips her head back and takes a sip of water.  Is this not every man's dream?!?  This is the definition of the Stand By Your Man mentality in its best sense.  This Blog submits a roar of approval and wonders why all those NY Tabloids don't have  better things to do, perhaps celebrating the birth of one of the greatest clutch QBs in the history of the game after this past playoff run, or making one of the most talented and hated teams in the NFL your bitch?  Hello?  Gisele is stating the obvious, there were several key drops in that game.  She's not the sharpest football critic in the sports lodge, of course the receivers weren't the only ones who made mistakes, but honestly the coverage this Blog hears on WEEI, The Sports Hub, and ESPN the last couple of days make it seem as if this is a major headline grabber, worthy even of a place on the vaunted ESPN scrollbar, instead of what it is, a woman defending her man at a rather emotional moment.

Another head-scratcher is the amount of time this AM on D & C on WEEI spent discussing one pink pachyderm Steve Deossie attending a Giants Pep Rally before the game.  Come on people.  He's a sports analyst, talking out of both sides of his mouth is part of his job description.  This Blog has listened to Deossie's shtick and found it unreliable when it comes to The New York Football Giants.  He played and won there, his son plays and is winning there, he has no credibility when analyzing a Giants Patriots matchup, his huge Giant yahoo performance at that rally was not necessary to come to that conclusion.  Heck, his restaurant is a shrine to the Giants, are people really just figuring this out?  Not worth our time.  If only the energy on this was spent on a more appropriate endeavor.

And last but not least is the after party where one Rob Gronkowski can be seen drunk off his Adonis-like butt.  Some fans seem close to joining Occupy Oakland just to throw their Gronk complaints in the ring. If fans were really so mad why don't they include Matt Light?  Because he's a fat slob compared to the shirtless wonder that's why!  This Blog has heard many a pissed off New Englander complain about The Gronk: 'He's injured all week then goes out and parties after we loose?!?'  Calm down people, he is only 22 years old, I remember what I would do to kill the pain at his age and he doesn't even have to haul 24 packs of beer through the cold and snowy Ithaca winters to get it, the beer was flowing like wine there I'm sure.

Get over it.  I mean if the Sports Guy can mostly do it so can you!

Until next time,

The SAHD


2 comments:

  1. You are correct--NEP are our bitches. Love it.
    -The sister of the Ho of 2001

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